is wine microwaveable?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So much rum. So many feels.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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