Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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