my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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