So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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