this boner is exhausting
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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