Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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