So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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