whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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