Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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