Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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