that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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