Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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