id be glad to
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
zippers are such a cool invention
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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