North Korea, Best Korea!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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