I want to make a zoo with you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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