I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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