Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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