Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just found puke in my bra..
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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