I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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