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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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