it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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