Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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