Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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