dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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