So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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