I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I want to walk on stilts...naked
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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