I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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