Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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