I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You almost got us killed.
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