New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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