Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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