im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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