She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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