I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Randomize
