I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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