Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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