I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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