Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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