Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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