Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
They are going to name an STD after you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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