woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
