Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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