the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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