Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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