Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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