I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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