I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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