Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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