Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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