I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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