So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
...so i touched it.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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