Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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